they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
This is my gift to your gina
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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