Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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