yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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