No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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