there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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