Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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