He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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