Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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