i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
No subtext here. People are naked.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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