I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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