Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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