Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
