Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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