People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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