When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
My dick has a subreddit
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
