I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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