these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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