help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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