its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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