He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
we're so committed to being not committed
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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