Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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