so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
either way he was missing a nipple.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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