I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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