their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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