We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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