Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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