I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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