Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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