you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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