my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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