You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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