spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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