I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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