Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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