Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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