Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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