dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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