dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I came so hard my ears popped.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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