I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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