we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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