so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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