smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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