Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
