Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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