So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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