ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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