she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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