oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Do vagina's smell?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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