We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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