thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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