whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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