Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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