I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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