I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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